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Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,
Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."
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Paani mein Whiskey milao at nasha chadta hai।
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai।
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

पिताश्री इस पितृदिवस के पावन अवसर पे नमन करता हूँ
स्मरण अपना बचपन और आपका कन्धा आज भी करता हूँ॥
एक दिन दादी ने मुझे बतलाया था
कितने मंदिर तीर्थ घुमे तो मुझे पाया था॥
मेरे जन्म पर आपने पूरे गाँव में बधाई बाटी थी
खुशिओं की सौगात और मिठाई भी बाटी थी॥
मेरे स्कूल जाने पर कितनी बलैयां ले डाली थी
पास होकर आने पे कितनी शाबाशीयां दे डाली थी॥
माँ मेरी शरारतों से थक तुम्हारा इंतज़ार करती थी
तुम्हारे नाम को ले ले मुझे डराया करती थी ॥
तुम उनको सुन अनसुना करते थे
राजा बेटा अच्छा बेटा कह मुझे समझाया करते थे॥
याद आता है मेरा साइकल से गिर जाना
मेरी चोट देख जैसे तुम्हारी जान निकल जाना॥
सर्दी गर्मी धुप छाओं से मुझे बचाया करते थे
मेरे हर सवाल का जवाब हर मुश्किल सुलझाया करते थे॥
जिन्दगी के हर मोड़ पर मैं ने आपको पाया था
मेरे 'प्यार' को ठुकरा के भी फिर दोनों को अपनाया था॥
कितनी ही बार आप भी झुंझलाते थे
बाप बनुगा तो पता चलेगा कह थक जाते थे॥
आज जब मैं भी जवान बेटे का बाप बना हूँ
आपके कदम के निसानो पे खडा हूँ ॥
आपके पोते से मैं भी रूठ जाता हूँ
बेटा बाप बनोगे तो याद करोगे बोल जाता हूँ ॥
दादा जैसा बनो उन्हें स्मरण करो उसे याद दिलाता हूँ
अपने जवाब - उसके मुख से सुन शर्माता- पछताता हूँ ॥
बाप बेटे के सवाल का सो बार जवाब देता है
बेटा बाप के एक सवाल दुबारा आने पर सनकी, बुढा बोल देता है ॥
पितृपक्ष पर सुबह तर्पण करता है श्राद्ध करता ब्रह्म भोज करता है
उसही आदरणीय के अधूरे कामो से मुख मोड़ लेता है ॥
मैंने भी एक प्रण किया था इस जिन्दगी का
अच्छा बेटा बन आपके स्वप्न पूरे करने का ॥
लेकिन क्या मैं आपकी आकांक्षा पूरी कर सका हूँ
आज जिस मुकाम पर हूँ क्या आपकी ऊंचाई तक पहुँच सका हूँ ?
अगर कोई ख़ता हुई हो तो मुझे माफ़ करना
मेरा प्रण है आपकी भावना और इच्छा पूर्ण करना ॥
आज इस पितृदिवस मैं नमन करता पुष्प चढाता हूँ
आशीर्वाद की कामना और श्रद्धा का विश्वास दिलाता हूँ ॥
WRITTEN BY
Dr. SK Mittal
awbikk@gmail.com
आपको यह कविता कैसे लगी ? अवश्य लिखें।
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NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI.....................
WRITTEN BY
from funlok
HARSHIT GUPTA

देख....मानवीय सभ्यता का यह दौर!
जहाँ शिक्षित हो इंसान,
शोषण कर रहा इंसानों को,
सभ्यता का दे नाम।
देख ....मानवीय सभ्यता का यह दौर!
जहाँ असभ्य बनता जा रहा इंसान,
नंग-धड़ंग हो नाच रहा है,
सभ्यता का दे नाम
देख ....मानवीय सभ्यता का यह दौर!
शहर के रहने वाले;
गांवों की तुलना में,
कहिं ज्यादा दिखते हैं परेशान।
रिश्ते- नाते सबके सब हो चुके हैं
एक दूसरे के हैवान।
किसीको कुछ भी पता नहीं।
कौनकिसको कब 'खा' जायेगा,
सभ्यता का दे नाम।
देख....मानवीय सभ्यता का यह दौर!
हम सभ्य हो चुकें हैं इतना कि......
खुद के बच्चे हम से बिछुड़ते जा रहे,
बुढ़े माँ-बाप खोज रहें हैं एक आशियाना।
पत्नी बात नहीं कर पा रही।
देखो!! कितने सभ्य हो चुके हैं हम।
हमारी वेशर्मियत कई ह्दों को पार करती जा रही ।
एक-दूसरे के इज्जत के प्यासे हो चुके हम।
फिर भी चुपचाप सहते सब जा रहे हैं।
देखो !! हम इतने सभ्य हो चुके हैं,
कि सभ्यता भी हमसे शर्माने लगी
सभ्यता का दे नाम।
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मानवीय संवेदना का एक पलकितना भयानक हो चला है।
माँ-बाप, भाई-बहन, पति-पत्नी,
ये तो हो चुके पुराने,
सबके सब तलाश रहें।
आज एक नये रिश्ते।
WRITTEN BY
-शम्भु चौधरी, एफ.डी. - 453/2, साल्टलेक सिटी, कोलकाता -
samajvikas@gmail.comIt all depends on our attitude
Good News or Bad News
Robert De Vincenzo, the great Argentine golfer, once won a tournament and, after receiving the check and smiling for the cameras, he went to the clubhouse and prepared to leave. Some time later, he walked alone to his car in the parking lot and was approached by a young woman. She congratulated him on his victory and then told him that her child was seriously ill and near death. She did not know how she could pay the doctor's bills and hospital expenses. De Vincenzo was touched by her story, and he took out a pen and endorsed his winning check for payment to the woman. "Make some good days for the baby," he said as he pressed the check into her hand. The next week he was having lunch in a country club when a Professional Golf Association official came to his table. "Some of the boys in the parking lot last week told me you met a young woman there after you won that tournament." De Vincenzo nodded. "Well," said the official, "I have news for you. She's a phony. She has no sick baby. She's not even married. She fleeced you, my friend." "You mean there is no baby who is dying?" said De Vincenzo. "That's right," said the official. "That's the best good news I've heard all week." De Vincenzo said.
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Good news or bad news? It depends on how you see things. You can be bitter after cheated. Or you can choose to move on with your life.......
Written by
From funlok
HARSHIT GUPTA
A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!
WRITTEN BY
from funlok
harshit gupta

Indian Hell
Written by
from funlok
HARSHIT GUPTA
आज का सवाल -
सवाल- kya great indian laughfter challange 4 और दस का दम reality show चलेंगे ।
(१) हाँ
(२) नहीं
(३) पता नहीं
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HARSHIT GUPTA

Dont Abandon your Dream
There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home. After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor. They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door. And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor This story is reflecting on our life...many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load. Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes. But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness. We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream ...... a dream we abandoned 60 years ago. So what is your dream Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.
WRITTEN BY
FROM FUNLOK
HARSHIT GUPTA
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(1)
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe Sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired Bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
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(2)
Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matakti hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., "Miyaaau"…
WRITTEN BY
FROM FULOK
HARSHIT GUPTA
God doesn't exist
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists.""Why do you say that?"asked the customer."Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists,would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist.""How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber.And I just worked on you!""No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.""Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me.""Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
WRITTEN BY
from funlok
HARSHIT GUPTA
शायरी -
Chand pe ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaroon ko bhi nind aati to hogi...
Tum lakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to होगी
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हर्षित गुप्ता
आज का सवाल -
सवाल- क्या CBI आरुशी हत्याकांड के अपराधियों का पता लगा पायेगी ?
(१) हाँ
(२) ना
(३) पता नहीं
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HARSHIT GUPTA

आज का सवाल - क्रिकेट से
आज का IPL Final मैच में कौन सी टीम जीतेगी।
(१) chennai super kings
(2) rajasthan royals
(3) tie